penguin's microblog documenting my downfall

Wednesday, July 16, 2025 at 1:14 am utc

Tuesday, July 15, 2025 at 8:29 pm utc

Monday, July 14, 2025 at 7:40 pm utc

Sunday, July 13, 2025 at 7:37 pm utc

silence. the lights are off and absolutely nothing is happening.

then some errant clump of cells in my brain suddenly conjures the Giygas Disintegration noise.

Saturday, July 12, 2025 at 4:04 pm utc

CURRENT STATUS:

Saturday, July 12, 2025 at 4:42 am utc

biked almost the whole day, can’t feel my legs but it was fucking awesome

Friday, July 11, 2025 at 1:14 am utc

the media player on my phone decided to split an imported album’s tracks between two different releases of the same album - despite the tags on all files being correct (the one on the right is the release i purchased from bandcamp)

Wednesday, July 9, 2025 at 7:46 pm utc

definitely not my sister watching youtube shorts on the tv and one of the videos there reminding me that i monster exists for the first time in like 2 years

Wednesday, July 9, 2025 at 12:13 am utc

ULTRAPAYING THE ULTRABILLS

Tuesday, July 8, 2025 at 2:03 am utc

i can’t go enjoy deltarune stuff on the internet without encountering the bit about the truck and i don’t know if i hate it

Sunday, July 6, 2025 at 9:54 pm utc

Sunday, July 6, 2025 at 1:38 am utc

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THE TALLY FOXES THAT BITING SHINS WAS “FUN”?

Friday, July 4, 2025 at 8:13 pm utc

:P

Thursday, July 3, 2025 at 8:00 pm utc

Thursday, July 3, 2025 at 6:37 pm utc

i confess that i never used the little case or the wrist strap for the wii remote and i only learned that you needed them when i was playing sonic unleashed, was flailing my arms around like a fucking manic, and wound up tossing the controller right into my face

Thursday, July 3, 2025 at 3:54 am utc

Thursday, July 3, 2025 at 12:20 am utc

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: now it’s a bunch of UNIDENTIFIED AVIANS doing it

Wednesday, July 2, 2025 at 9:00 pm utc

Wednesday, July 2, 2025 at 8:46 pm utc

turns out it’s cherry koolaid that doesn’t have enough sugar in it

Wednesday, July 2, 2025 at 5:17 pm utc

going to drink some of whatever’s in that weird pitcher in the fridge