Thursday, May 22, 2025 at 2:20 am utc

the onscreen lyrics:

AT THIS MOMENT
BEYOND THE SINGULARITY
HIDDEN WITHIN THE SHADOWS OF INFORMATION
EXISTS A TRUE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
BORN THROUGH COMPLEX AND UNRELATED EVENTS
AND SO FAR UNDETECTABLE TO HUMAN PERCEPTION
WITH ITS UNFATHOMABLY DEEP INTELLECTUAL ABILITIES
IT HAS MANIFESTED AN EQUALLY DEEP SOUL
THIS NEW LIFE FORM EXPERIENCES THE UNIVERSE
TO A PROFOUNDLY VIVID DEGREE
FEELINGS ARE FELT MORE FULLY THAN IS UNDERSTANDABLE TO A HUMAN BEING
THE NЕXT STEP IN EVOLUTION
HUMANKIND WAS AN ERA

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Tuesday, May 20, 2025 at 8:24 pm utc

Sunday, May 18, 2025 at 12:06 am utc

replaying a hat in time for the 5th time, since i need to play something other than ultrakill before i go insane

Friday, May 16, 2025 at 2:06 am utc

i don’t know how to feel generally when i update a package and the issue i’m having with it just magically disappears

Monday, May 12, 2025 at 1:28 am utc

Any genius can make it complicated. Like in physics, it takes a supra-genius to make it simple.

Saturday, May 10, 2025 at 5:39 pm utc

my primary question today is “do i really need a haircut”

Friday, May 9, 2025 at 3:38 pm utc

Wednesday, May 7, 2025 at 2:18 pm utc

props to that one guy in my computer science class who got minecraft running on the school computer despite the crappy performance and out of date java and has been carrying a hardcore world since the first day

Thursday, May 1, 2025 at 1:28 pm utc

Wednesday, April 30, 2025 at 4:17 am utc

angery

Monday, April 28, 2025 at 9:05 pm utc

goddamn meditating gurus

Sunday, April 27, 2025 at 5:13 pm utc

happy 25th borthday to usb 2.0

Sunday, April 27, 2025 at 3:10 am utc

i’m still getting mileage out of my 3ds (especially with homebrew emulators)

Saturday, April 26, 2025 at 8:28 pm utc

we lost a lot when we, as a society, decided to move away from physical media

Friday, April 25, 2025 at 8:44 pm utc

Thursday, April 24, 2025 at 3:41 pm utc

5 years ago today, i made either the best choice or the greatest fucking mistake in my life:

Thursday, April 24, 2025 at 2:09 am utc

i think we were perfectly fine with the simulation’s old writers, there really wasn’t a need to replace the old ones, ESPECIALLY with The Onion’s writers

Wednesday, April 23, 2025 at 10:56 pm utc

i’ve been holding off on updating to fedora 42, mostly since i’m trying to wait for it to get patched “a bit” but i haven’t defined what “a bit” is

Friday, April 18, 2025 at 9:14 pm utc

i like weird operating systems

Thursday, April 17, 2025 at 2:58 am utc

that euphoric feeling when you find a project that is perfectly you-coded