penguin's microblog documenting my downfall

Saturday, November 22, 2025 at 3:59 am utc

i don’t use a space heater - i just run a particle physics simulator on my computer

Saturday, November 22, 2025 at 3:37 am utc

i think i’m funnier when i’m not trying to be

Saturday, November 8, 2025 at 9:28 pm utc

dipping pizza crusts in ranch dressing kinda worked

Tuesday, November 4, 2025 at 3:28 am utc

ios 26.1 released today, and the new “tinted” glass option is much better compared to the “normal” glass

it’s not perfect, but it’s a good usability correction

Saturday, November 1, 2025 at 7:38 pm utc

more testing than microsoft!

Friday, October 31, 2025 at 11:54 pm utc

Friday, October 24, 2025 at 9:29 pm utc

the only things keeping me from completely leaving firefox for vivaldi is the lack of self-hosted syncing and the ios version being really buggy (which is weird compared to the other versions)

Sunday, October 19, 2025 at 4:01 am utc

if i lacked the prior context, i would have thought that the blaze relaunch was some kind of hacker-y social experiment. but given how blaze acts and behaves i have a feeling they’re absolutely serious about pushing this.

i had a slight bit of interest in the open source project volcano but it seems that’s been completely abandoned, and i feel like that effort would have yielded a much, much better result than what we got. if the relaunch just turned out to be a stack jump from wix to buddypress it would be less disappointing than this. or even if they just deployed the open-source versions of wasteof or even darflen and called it “new blaze.”

i can only assume this was a rushed one person build-it-and-ship-now operation to save the project from being ridiculed for being based on wix, but this launch makes the whole project seem like a satire

Thursday, October 16, 2025 at 3:38 am utc

i’m so glad to be at a point where i can choose between ultrakill and brazilian drug dealer 3: i opened a portal to hell in the favela trying to revive mit aia i need to close it and not regret how i spent my time

Thursday, October 16, 2025 at 12:06 am utc

bought a pixel tablet and installing lineageos on it was much easier than i thought

removing the oem lock was perfectly simple i thought there was going to be some kind of catch

Saturday, October 11, 2025 at 8:57 pm utc

Wednesday, October 8, 2025 at 1:26 am utc

when i played subnautica i was like completely unaffected because i was like “woahj awesome sea creature”

Monday, October 6, 2025 at 1:22 am utc

i don’t want to learn how to develop for the “normal user” platforms but like it’s the only kind of development that i could get a job doing

Sunday, October 5, 2025 at 2:11 am utc

at this point i’m convinced my meds only purpose is to suppress my want to create an n64 game

Wednesday, October 1, 2025 at 2:50 am utc

maturity is realizing that bass boost makes music sound like shit

Saturday, September 27, 2025 at 6:52 am utc

someone send help i’m reading nintendo 64 developer manuals

Saturday, September 27, 2025 at 2:30 am utc

oh shit jake’s going on about pointless things again

Friday, September 26, 2025 at 2:00 am utc

sherma’s song has been looping in my head for the past…i have no idea lmao

Monday, September 22, 2025 at 2:34 am utc

i only remembered when someone reminded me

Saturday, September 20, 2025 at 5:22 pm utc

it’s just a simple tool, bugfixing is not going to take very long